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Headline Game v Barnsley

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Rum & Black for 2, Oct 20, 2016.

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The Best Headline is

Poll closed Oct 25, 2016.

  1. Non stop Gayle as Toon go top -Sebb

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  2. Barnsley chopped by razor sharp teeth - Chippy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Newcastle toy with Little Tykes - Plagarist Imperialist

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%

  4. All Dwight on the Night as Toon go Top - Mongrel

    2 vote(s)
    25.0%

  5. Would you - Get Carter

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%

  6. Toon Take Two at Tykes To Top Table - Pedro's Groin

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%

  7. Nev found dead after horribly bizarre accident - oh and Toon beat Barnsley. - Oh Boy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  8. Little tykes take it Gayle force up the arse - Pantsy

    3 vote(s)
    37.5%

  9. Gayle shows Mitro how to hit the Barns door - No Chance

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Well the players have done us proud and now it's your turn. Can you give us a deadline of two halves or will you just take one Headline Game at a time. Can you be the Gruniard of the people? The crowds are waiting, the Crown is up for grabs have you the Headline to remember for a game to remember?

    Has Chippy lost his patience or should he be the patient? Have his drugs eventually worn off ? Will No Chance be in a league of his own? What happens next? Does anyone really care?

    To remind everyone of the rules again they are as follows:

    Rules as before:

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Friday 21/10/2016
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
    5. You can't vote for yourself.
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Oct 20, 2016
  2. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Non stop Gayle as Toon go top
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Oct 20, 2016
  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Barnsley chopped by razor sharp teeth
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 20, 2016
  4. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Newcastle toy with Little Tykes
     
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    JakartaToon, Oct 20, 2016
  5. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    All Dwight on the Night as Toon go Top
     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, Oct 20, 2016
  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Would you take little tyke Gail Kim up the hoop with your oaky wood?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 20, 2016
  7. Rum & Black for 2

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    Relevance?

    <doh>

    To the football match!!!!!
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Oct 20, 2016
  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    wearing a red strip, maybe ??
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Oct 20, 2016
  9. Beardsley's Stylist

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    Toon Take Two at Tykes To Top Table
     
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    Beardsley's Stylist, Oct 20, 2016
  10. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    I hope we have more regular scorers this season, the Gayle puns are getting exhausted very rapidly.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Oct 20, 2016
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You are joking? Oak Tyke Gail - sexual - that was Tuesday night all over
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 20, 2016
  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Nev found dead after horribly bizarre accident - oh and Toon beat Barnsley.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 20, 2016
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  13. Captainchaos.

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    Little tykes take it Gayle force up the arse
     
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    Captainchaos., Oct 21, 2016
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Gayle shows Mitro how to hit the Barns door!
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Oct 21, 2016
  15. JakartaToon

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    I think she is from Barnsley.
     
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    JakartaToon, Oct 21, 2016
  16. Rum & Black for 2

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    Can this Game get any better? The quality is in a league of it's own. Fortunately there are some decent entries as well.

    Who can Predict the winner. Who has Tabled the best Headline? Do some entries have No Chance?

    This and More we Hope to find out soon.

    Voting rules for the Neville memories between us are as follows.

    1 One vote per person
    2 No voting for yourself
    3 Voting ends Tuesday 25/10/2016
    4 top 3 go into Final vote
    5 Any disputes and JPF Rule 46 applies
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Oct 23, 2016
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  17. Captainchaos.

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    You could actually enter mine mate
     
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    Captainchaos., Oct 23, 2016
  18. Rum & Black for 2

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    You mean the second bottom one in the poll?
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Oct 23, 2016
  19. Captainchaos.

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    YAy
     
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    Captainchaos., Oct 23, 2016

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