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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Nov 19, 2020.

  1. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    We have giant ones here. Was stung by a small one of these when I stood on it on the beach and it hurt like hell.

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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    *cancels travel plans to Jakarta
     
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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Your not running away fast enough then. Ha ha
     
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  4. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Basically wasps are a terrorist in the animal world.
     
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  5. Prince Isak (GG)

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    That’s not a wasp it’s a spaceship. I would literally feint if I seen that thing. Not lying!
     
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  6. Prince Isak (GG)

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    It’s that much of a psycho it has a picture of a wasp on its fricken head.
     
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  7. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    it looks like a picture of a Japanese woman

    I wonder if this is some sort of tag that they put on when they have stung someone
    a bit like putting a swasticka on the side of a spitfire when they register a kill
     
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    How the **** does that thing get off the ground?

    I remember seeing mega-moths when I lived in Oz....i hate regular sized english ones, them things just freaked the living **** out of me ! Don't like **** with wings or more legs than a dog...or both!
     
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  9. Judge Death

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  10. JakartaToon

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    Probably why I stood on it - it was knackered.
     
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  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. Schlem Boogerman

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    I didn’t realise airbags were compulsory for cyclists now.
     
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  14. Schlem Boogerman

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    <laugh>
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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  16. Charlie Dogscock

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    But very wierd arms. Literally looks like everything has been sucked out of her body and pumped into her tits.
     
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  17. Judge Death

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    Maybe she coupled up her bike pump to the wrong nipple ?
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    she can suck everything out of my body all day long...
     
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  19. Judge Death

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    sexy-woman-cyclist3.jpg
     
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  20. Prince Isak (GG)

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    She’s pissed herself all up her front dirty bitch.
     
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