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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sweats, Jul 8, 2014.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Thankfully it took a dislike to me as opposed to a fancy for me <yikes>
     
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  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Boss ... yes - it made me feel good for 10 seconds and **** for 2 weeks until I got a new job.
    Colleague ... yes - it made me feel good until I got his dental bill.
    Lego anus ... no - it makes me feel sad
    Tescobag **** ... no - it sounds **** compared to a rolling thunder.



    Rolling thunder ; stand at the top of the stairs and proceed to **** furiously , just before climax insert a finger up your arse and throw yourself down the stairs.

    IT'S THE ULTIMATE RUSH
     
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  3. Sweats

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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    No, I've done none of these things. I'm a very dull man.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Clearly you're not drinking as much alcohol as you should, then.
     
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