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Not to mention the runaway bin lorries whizzing past.

 

Urinal machismo, it's a ****in minefield

 

You discover all about the amount of spray back ye get from a urinal when ye wear a kilt. Ye really should be washing yer troosers after every single pish

 

It's your ain pish guys.

It's no the acid dripping from an Alien gob FFS.

 

Did you ever hang around a gymnasium?

 

everyone is soaked in pish

 

Only if I'm doing the rings

 

I look at my dick when I'm pishing

 

I look at his dick when am pishing.

 

Yeah, sure it's your dick.

 

That feeling when you think you have sufficiently shaken but when you pop your member away a cock full of urine drips down your legs is horrible.
It's only when i wear thin 80s stlye boxers but after an hour it can make your legs itchy.
I don't want to smell of piss either.

 

Aye, it's problem, but how many tugs and shakes can you do before it can be considered public ****ing?

 

I think the rule was any more than 3 shakes is a ****.

 

Dab the end with a bit of toilet roll while tucking it away then throw said piss soaker upper in the bog.

 

I always go for around the 40 mark

 

I have had a cheeky peek at people next to me pissing , especially coons just to see if it's true they are packing more meat.
I'm fairly sure the same has happened here in China with the insecure locals checking my wang out.
I would also hope that my Mrs shows off to her mates about my fine manhood .

 

Do you ever watch movies about Gladiators?

 

If you start whiping aftet a piss you may as well just wear a blouse and sit down to piss while you're at it thanks.

 

Are ye's a pull the knob oot through yer fly style of pisher, or unbuckle the belt and open the troosers style of pisher?

Am the latter. I don't like the fly cutting into the underside of ma knob, particularly when wearing jeans.

 

Fair enough. Walk around with yer pish stained troosers feeling like a real man then.