Happy

Now that I've kicked depression's ass.

i'd just like you to know that I am a very happy person now. If any of you have any problems Tina and I will do our best to solve them.

I have found my inner happiness by realising that nobody outside my family matters, the other people are all ****s.

Follow my lead to happines people, all you need to do is give me your earthly possessions and I'll give you a white gown, a vegetable patch to work in and unending happiness.

Let me know if you want to be happy.

 

How is life in the mental institution?

 

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Isn't it the diabetics hospice?

 

Dear Sleepy
I have a problem.
My father is a drug dealer who supplies crack cocaine in town.He sends young kids around on their bikes to sell the drugs.
my sister has seven kids to all different fathers and works part time as a prostitute at the docks she charges £5.00 ago and comes home next morning with £100.00 she also attends the SPECIAL clinic daily.
My eldest brother is in the middle of a gender alignment and poses in magazines of the adult variety.
My youngest brother is a male prostitute
My mother is an alcholic junkie who sits all day drinking buckfast and shooting up,she is also having a passionate affair with our alsatioan.
My problem is I have met this lovely girl how do I tell her I support Rangers.

Pedro

 

You couldn't possibly beat depression if you live in Glasgee.

 

Dear Pedro

All your problems can be solved by ensuring that your sister charges £10 a time.

As for your Rangers supporting girlfriend. Can you find her clit? If so, I wish you many years of happiness.

Sleepy

 

When I read through that, I thought that his sister was also charging too little

 

You haven't seen her - I wanted change from a fiver.

 

If she's from Glasgow it'll be the size of a plum so no excuses.

 

Do birds from Glasgow have big clits? They have massive holes thats for sure but first I've heard about them having big clits

 

I need a name change.

 

Yes you do, you cock sucker.

 

Don't be mean in the happy thread.

 

I left you positive rep to make up for it.

 

Exactly, this is a happy thread Tina. Big meanies not allowed.

Spread the happiness.....pass it on.

 

I bet you've spread more than happiness in your time.

 

i will delete any posts on this thread that are not happy. Oh, wait a minute, I can't do that. OK.

I will kill anyone that posts anything on this thread that is not happy. I won't even give you the choice of how to die.

HAPPY POSTS ONLY.

 

Apology accepted.