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  1. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Why on earth would I take the advice of some sad sack who believes the real world is posting drivel on a football forum in the misguided belief that he's providing topic of substance whilst failing to understand his absolute failings as contributor of worth to this forum.

    I'll continue to bang my head against the proverbial wall thankyou as it's served me reasonably well so far.
     
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  2. Beardsley's Shimmy

    Beardsley's Shimmy Well-Known Member

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    Hooked up to a morphine driver in a mental hospital you mean? I thought you had done one and left us all in peace-isn't your torrid season enough reason to stay away Mackem?.
     
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  3. fredor

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    Settle down, have another banana
     
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  4. fredor

    fredor Well-Known Member

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    You will never fix your problem until you are willing to face up to it

    My one success was you made a comment without any profanity, work from there
     
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  5. fredor

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Beardsley's Shimmy

    Beardsley's Shimmy Well-Known Member

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    What a tit you are fella.
    Why don't you crawl back under your makem rock you ball bag. <cheers>
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Why all this anger towards Fredor, he's clearly a nice fella just having a bit of sport. A very very very boring nice fella but nonetheless.
     
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  8. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Nice fella my ar$e, he's an attention seeking, supercilious tw@t who could bore the scabs off a leper.
     
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  9. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    I take it Jim that your house is open plan.
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    There is nothing better than reading Jim's feelings towards Fredor. I think it unburdens all of us.
     
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  11. fredor

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    Do you think Jim that if you had managed to keep your hair it would have prevented your brain from escaping ?
     
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Do you think that if you were the historical genius of all things football in the North East you purport to be you'd know that Jim Iley was a follicaly challenged Newcastle player in the 1960's.?
    Methinks your brain has escaped.
     
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