Happy Birthday Tim

Happy Birthday Tim.

 

Thanks! (my birthday isn't till August), I'll take it nonetheless though!

Now, what about presents ?!

 

Thought this was gonna be about talentless obese geordie actor Tim Healy for some reason. A man who could swap jobs with that other obese fat geordie tw#t Steve bruce and no one would know the difference as they are both f##king ****.

 

It's the not606 tradition that the birthday boy buys pints all round. I'll have a Guinness please.

 

For someone who wants nomoregeordies, you certainly like to spend a lot of time among us voluntarily.

 

Guinness it is! I'll buy E-beer all day don't cost me a penny.

 

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Guinness tastes like pound coins

 

I'm too young to be served

I'll have a Coke...

 

Anyone who likes Vodka mix sort of drinks should try what I drink.

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This vodka mixed with Diet Coke/Pepsi Max is ****ing gorgeous.

If you're like me and don't like beer, this sort of drink is great. Plus you can make it as strong as you want.

 

It's also a great way to commit suicide!

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Dude? Fruit infused vodka..no you can't. Only in the privacy of your home. But I do like me some apple vodka.

Youngsters: stay off the booze, it's not worth the hassle, the money, your health, etc. Be cool, stay in school and so on.

 

What I find annoying is when I talk to people my age about savings and money. I've saved quite a lot of money up despite spending a lot on guitar stuff and other ****e.

They say they've spent all their cash and they always say booze is one of the reasons as to why they have no money....

Seriously... are they buying bottles of post tart champagne or something? How can alcohol drain your savings up?

 

Easy: by repetitively drinking significant amounts, oh and paying for girls drinks too.

I was just teasing, go nuts with your money, life's too short, spend with both hands. Your economy needs you.

But the fruity drinks, I'm serious, you can't be ordering that stuff or be seen holding it while trying to look smooth.

 

I drink it at home mate, and going out on nights out getting pissed and chatting lasses up at disco clubs aint my sort of thing.

The only social things I do really are football matches and gigs.

And If I was to go out for a drink, I wouldn't give a **** if people thought I was a *** for drinking what I like. I aint gonna sit there with a pint of Guinness just to look like a man XD

 

I mean no more geordies at sunderland as bruce, mcenemy, clark, chopra have proved all devious underhand or useless. However, to be fair if i was mags manager I would do my best to make you absolutely useless like bruce did to us.

 

lol be fair to him. He had you playing really well at times, but his squads lacked endurance and that eventually messed up their morale.

 

Pint of Ex for me

 

Wat a bellend he is Tash. Have you ever seen such a sad Mackem ha ha

 

Heard you've been called a raspberry before.

And worse.