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Hangover Cure

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by PleaseNotPoll, Oct 31, 2012.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Has anyone tried these patches and if so, do they work?

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    £13 for 5, £20 for 10. Put it on before you start drinking and leave it on for 8 hours after you stop. Releases vitamins and similar ****e. No hangover. Sounds dodgy.

    What are people's current cures? Irn Bru and a fry up?
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Cocaine
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    The only way they would work would be if you stuck one over your mouth to stop the drink getting in.
     
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  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    6 yellow Diazepam and 5 cups of tea.
     
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  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Irn Bru is a fools errand.

    Makes me feel even worse after half an hour.
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    A ****e.
     
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  7. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    blue valium
     
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  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Bottle of Corana, Bottle of Smirnoff Ice, Shot of Voddy.. pint glass!

    Turbo shandies all round!
     
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  9. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Don't get oot yer face in the first place.

    Am I the only one with brains around here????
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Hangovers are for ****s.

    <ER>
     
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  11. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Best joke aw day.
     
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  12. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    2 Asprin Cherry Coke and fried chicken, after a huge watery ****.
     
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  13. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    A capri sonne as soon as you wake , then go for a ****e,wash and head to the early house for a cure <ok>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pffft. Don't get hangovers. Never have. Ya ****tas.
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I still advocate taking cocaine whilst drinking the night before - infallible <ok>

    However, should no ching be available, there's always Monaco's suggestion of a keech or waking up to a slobbery gammy seems to help.
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Taking a chhesegrater to one's penis may not get rid of it but you dont concern yourself with the hangover.

    minge and pish flaps for Tuna obviously.
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    To be honest, I very seldom feel hungover and never have sore heads. Just feel tired, because I get terrible sleeps when drunk, because i keep on wakening up because i'm dreaming of glasses of water.
     
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  18. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> Same here!!! <spooky>
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    It is an absolute **** is it not? The first time it happened to me, I wasabout 16 or 17 and I kept on dreaming of cans of chilled Sprite and you actually think you are drinking them, then next thing you are awake with a mouth like the Sahara and I can never be ****ed getting out of bed to get anything, so i fall back to sleep for about an hour and the same happens again, and this just repeats for hours upon hours, hence I am tired the next day. That's just the way I roll though.
     
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  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I woke up yesterday morning after dreaming of barr limeade and coca cola.

    My mouth was drier than tinas ****.
     
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