No, not pubes. That subject matter is covered in great detail on GC Uncut. I am talking about your Do, your Barnet, your Fro and for Male Pattern Baldness in particular. That the honest f.uck to blokes think they are up to when they dye their hair or wear a syrup? I suppose we are used to the Uber-Twat Trump and his ridiculous wavy attempt at covering up his lack of hair but others are just as guilty. Frank Sinatra, Paul Daniels, Bruce Forsythe, Terry Wogan, Frankie Howerd etc all of them had hair pieces or full blown wigs in an attempt to look young. I am pleased to see grey foxes like Brian May and Tom Jones give up the Grecian 2000 and revert to their natural colour. Do you dye your hair? Are you sporting a comb-over or toupee? I promised myself I'd lose the long hair before I hit 30, nothing worse than looking like Francis Rossi with a ponytail and big bald spot. Luckily for me I am thoroughly covered on top but if it ever starts to thin out I'll go for the number one all over (hair length, not piss) although having tried this in the past I confess to looking like Phil Mitchell, not a pretty sight. Also, if you are going to sport a fetching hair piece surely it needs to be the same colour as the rest of your thatch. There appears to be a trend with our South Continental Asian cousins to have a poorly dyed underneath with a bright ginger toupee on top sitting like an empty bird's nest. Do these twats look in the mirror and actually think they look good?
As many of the ****s on here know , I sport a 90’s indie hair cut ... Paul weller esk when shorter and ian brown /Liam Gallagher when longer ... mainly had that style since the 90’s ... interrupted for a while to get a quiff style ... now back to the 90’s style (when British music peaked )
Full head of hair, getting greyer at the sides. Sporting a No.3 all over at the moment as I bought clippers at Costco for £50 and need to extract maximum value out them to justify the purchase.
The eighties were a bit **** as I remember. Nowhere near as **** as everything that came after, but that’s definitely when the rot set in.
