HAIG and PISKIE

KY Jelly.


Discuss.

 

HIAG not HAIG

 

many call him HAIG deliberately.

Are we announcing their forthcoming nuptials?

 

I always call him HAIG because he talks like he's drank a **** load of the stuff!

 

I think I did a "get a room" thread for the 2 of them a while back.

 

I assumed you were comparing him to a WW1 General?

 

That only got them more worked up

 

No, a pissed up idiot!

https://www.haigclub.com/en-row/

 

I think this thread is rather unfair on me! It's been some while, now, since I hung up my wum-guns.

How can I be responsible for the actions (and reactions) of a man who obsesses over me to the extent that PISKIE does?

I confesss, that there have been occasions when his stalking of me has had me terrified. I write all that funny stuff about him only to help me cope with my anxiety regarding him.

I am a victim. Please, help me, lads.

 

He's going to smash your ring piece to hell if he ever get hold of you.

 

I'm negotiating with Wes Craven for the rights to my story. I'll leave it for my kids - if PISKIE will let them be.

 

Sounds like he'll need Skylarker's suggestion in the OP.

 

Gallons of the stuff.

 

I'm not sure I like the sound of poor old HIAG having his "ring piece" smashed in. Suggesting they get a room is one thing, but that's a beyond the pale!...

 

They'll laugh about it in the morning.

 

I'm not sure poor old HIAG is going to be laughing at having his back door smashed in!....

 

Piskie's commenting on about every thread other than this....I think that's telling. He can't risk his feelings being exposed!

 

Will Piskie make him dress up as Wenger first though....?!

 

You're not sure???? I'm sure and I don't. By the way, are we sure we have got the roles right here. If they get together I reckon Piskie is the cushion and HIAG is is the pin. Piskie is very emotional on here sometimes - too much oestregen.

 

Bad images in my brain I may have to cut my own head off to stop them!