Ah there's loads of brilliant cricket quotes and sledges. My 2 favourites are: 1) when Thommo caught David Lloyd in the knackers and his box actually inverted. Afterwards Lloyd said "I always told you I could play Thommo with my cock" 2) Alan Border "How's your wife and my kids" Ian Botham "The wife is fine but the kids are ******ed"
Bib got doggy styled No Cantona [video=youtube;Ndai-x2F1GM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndai-x2F1GM[/video] McAllistair sixties I went to the Leeds game at Ibrox and Cantona actually had an alright game. Goram saving van hooijdonks shot and of course Laudrups header at dundee
We don't speak of that unsavory moment mate. As proud Australians, we took umbrage at those tactics used by Greg Chappell. That he would force such a tactic upon his brother Trev, speaks volumes about the man's character, or lack there of. Greg Chappell is no longer concidered an Australian, we now think of him as a New Zealander.
I went searching for more sledges Dan. McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: “So what does Brian Lara’s dick taste like?” Sarwan: “I don’t know. Ask your wife. McGrath (lost his cool): “If you ever ****ing mention my wife again, I’ll ****ing rip your ****ing throat out.” Mark Waugh standing at second slip, Adam Parore played & missed the first ball. Mark – “Ohh, I remember you from a couple years ago in Australia. You were **** then, you’re ****ing useless now”. Parore- (Turning around) “Yeah, that’s me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly slut and now I hear you’ve married her. You dumb ****”.
Don't know who said it: "Why are you so fat?" "Because every time I **** your wife she gives me a biscuit"
i think it was eddo brandes to mcgrath. mcgrath liked to dish it out but was too keen when it came back.
John lukic i am sure i read that strachan blamed leeds being terrible that season on the fact that the no pass back rule came into place, as a result the leeds defenders had to actually use the ball rather than just give a back pass to lukic
Can't stand ****s that thinks it's ok to dish it but can't take it when it comes back at them. Instant punch in the mooth for being an arsehole.
Can we stop with the ****ing unfunny cricket sledges please? Honestly they are so bad. How anyone thinks they are funny or original is beyond me.
To be fair, McGrath's wife was dying from cancer so he took exception to anyone mentioning her. I apologise for straying from the Old Firm topic which must be discussed at all times.
Yeah, it was Brandes. Although I think a lot of the cricket ones are apocryphal. I have heard this one about Merv Hughes and Ian Botham as well as just a random club cricketer. Merv Hughes bowling to Viv Richards on a good line and length and Viv continuing to miss it. Merv goes up to Viv, show him the ball.. says its round, its red, its a cricket ball, you meant to hit the bloody thing. next delivery, viv hits it out of the park ! Viv looks up at Merv and says: “you know what is looks like so well, go fetch it !”
