Superman once challenged Grant Holt to a penalty shoot-out. The loser had to wear his pants on the outside of his trousers.
To try and quash the Jordan Rhodes rumours Grant Holt immediately erased all records of him, and Huddersfield dropped to mid table as his goals disappeared.
Darren O'Dea lays awake every night, knowing that when he sleeps, he will see that moustache, closing down on him fast. The horse like nostrils breathing hot air onto the back of his neck, The chunky thighs rapidly accelerating. He can't move, he turns......the big yellow sock comes into his vision, the giant shoulder brushing his aside....he tries to get rid of the ball......but the size 15 boot of Holt has already stubbed it forward. He falls............ the green shorts gallop past him..........the yellow crowd becomes and frenzy...........and wakes up, in a hot sweat.....shaking.... and thats an actual Grant Holt fact folks.
When Grant Holt was caught speeding, he had run out of petrol and was pushing his Peugeot to a filling station.
