Got an older brother?

Then you are a ****, FACT:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2411922/Men-likely-gay-older-brothers.html

I'm the eldest of two btw.

 

I must be in denial so

 

The more older brothers the gayer, look at Graham Norton.

 

Elder brothers are for ****s and mongs.

 

My older brother is much ****ier than me. So is my younger brother actually.

 

I'm a middle brother, so I probably swing both ways.

 

I have a sister who's 30 tomorrow.

 

Is she fit and pics please.

 

Shes fae fife what do you think

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Tina's as bent as a 10bob note.

 

Jaysus,middle one maybe

 

I have two elder brothers and neither of them is a Homo so I intend to make up for it by sucking cock whenever the opporchancity arises.

 

You up to much tonight?

 

Bennets, it's straight night on a Thursday, I may go along and see if I can turn anyone.

 

Never been there. I can confirm that it is definitely not straight night in Polo on a Thursday

Well I'll be hanging about Cowcaddens, 7pm onwards.

 

It's been moved tonight, bud. I just got a text from the wee promo guy telling me.

They're holding it in some restaurant in Aberdeen now - The CrownYard or something?

Some ****'s parlour in Aberdeen anyways.

Let us know if you're going up - I could use a lift if you or that Pedro guy you were with last time are driving

 

GC's favourite place to hing oot <oo-err>

 

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The Beel is strong in this one Captain.

 

Tell me about it.

Two and a half hour journey just to attempt to get some straight-curio-types to nosh me off

I'll be having words with the owners.