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Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Sep 13, 2011.

  1. ozziewhite

    ozziewhite Member

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    Pags, Sorry, ours are the opposite, ladies just got knocked out of olympic qualifiers. Men had two good results in wc qualifiers.

    Take the point on a growing game though. The girls are amazing, one plays and comes back next week with two friends. (As a coach, they talk too much during training)
     
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  2. The-Don

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    Ozzie white your men are like women tho to be fair :)
     
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  3. BoggersMOT

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    Um, Ozzie. One eyed pommie b*****d is how I last heard him cesdcribed by a few of your fellow countrymen. Mind you, they had just let me in to your fine country after I'd just gone 4hrs with immigration. Story went something like this.

    Aussie Immigration: G'day mate how's it hanging leftorrightawright?
    Me: Fine thank you
    AI: How long ya here for mate?
    Me: Don't know yet.
    AI: Well, o've got a few questions for you.
    Me: Righto fire away
    AI: Have ya got any criminal convictions?
    Me: I didn't know it was still an entry requirement
    AI: Very funny. We now need to work out how intelligent you are.
    Me: Why?
    AI: To decide what job you could do.
    Me: So what's a good score?
    AI: Well mate, if you got 150, that would be a fair score.
    Me: Thank you. But what if I only scored 2 or 3?
    AI: Look mate, if you only scored 2 or 3, you probably couldn't even do up your shoe laces
    Me: Ah, that explains it.
    AI: Explains what mate.
    Me: It explains why Aussies all walk round in thongs!!!!!!!!!1

    & they still let me in for a few weeks
     
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  4. ozziewhite

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    Kisnorbo, love the name :emoticon-0136-giggl
    Last time we played http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiO6cK4XUuI

    Boggers, its also why queenslanders drink xxxx (they can't spell beer)

    But seriously, we will always have misunderstandings. One from Aussie folklore is the ww1 platoon who were admonished for calling the pommie cook a bastard. Their reply was to ask, "who called the bastard a cook?"
     
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  5. BoggersMOT

    BoggersMOT Well-Known Member

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    Ozzie, do you know where the xxxx joke/story came from? It was as a result of Paul Hogan doing a commercial for Fosters where he took a few attempts to correctly spell larger.. lagar... oops laga.... lager. Genuine story, honest.
     
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  6. ozziewhite

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    Hoges used to be harbour bridge labourer and may be thick as two short planks, but I'd like his bank account (and his missus)
     
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    Can't remember who his missus is or was, but yeah out of 2....
     
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  8. The-Don

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    Kisnorbo is a legend :)

    Have all aussies fallen out with the greedy bastard Kewell yet?
     
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  9. ozziewhite

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    Most love him, but the white side of town still remembers. My then, very young, son cried when he left and I had to explain what he'd done.

    You still love Dukes though don't you??
     
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  10. The-Don

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    Ye man hes a legend!

    Kewell just got too greedy him and his bimbo wife!

    Apparently when Kisnorbo was younger he couldve signed for us, around 10 years ago but the same agent Kewell had was Kisnorbos and he ****ed it up for both of us! He couldve been a hero alongside Radebe
     
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  11. ozziewhite

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    Seems to have lost a bit of pace. Hope he gets it back as the season goes by.

    Good meories of Viduka http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyx8GDQbhbQ

    Early start tomorrow and this ozzie needs a beauty sleep. Cheers MOT
     
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  12. The-Don

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    I will never ever forget that Liverpool match :)
     
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