Good afternoon.

Everybody have a nice weekend?

 

it was my girlfriends 21st birthday party on friday night there then took her to see twilight yesterday. so it was a bit of a mixed bag

 

quite nice thank you yes

 

Did you give her the best 5 seconds of her life later that night?

 

it was a tough weekend, but it was okay ta, hope yours was good

 

i pictured susan boyle doin a **** and managed 10

 

very good
and yours gambol?

 

Just the usual Edinburgh weekend. Went to a couple of art galleries, had a spot of lunch, set fire to a tramp, had a walk around the Old Town, went for a couple of drinks in the Caley. Nothing unusual.

Yourself?

 

Isn't it nice when we have a thread where everybody gets along swimmingly?

 

I had a lovely candlelit dinner with Scarlett Johannson.

She's incredibly sexy and nice and kept stroking my truncheon whenever she could.

Why cant all girls be like that?

 

Get ****ed, ya boring ****.

 

Yes I did thanks.

 

someones still on the blob i see.

 

it was my birthday so i drank my own body weight in Rum.

 

I reckon the old bint should get anger management sessions.

It's obvious she has issues with her cavernous twat.

 

Oh, come on now, Tina. Let's see your sweet side. I know you have one.

 

Then ER and Tina come along and everything goes to ****, similar to my weekend funnily enough.

 

Average. Bit of work around the house on Saturday, followed by a good old booze up. Then church on Sunday for my mates son's christening, followed by some more drinks and tasty feed.

 

Fairly average weekend, getting wasted this weekend so it should be better.

 

Had a **** of a weekend.

Got thrown out by the mrs just because she caught me measuring my cock!!

Anyway for the record, it just reaches the back of her sisters throat...........