Supreme Nigel hero, King Arthur, he of the roon table fame, wisne even English. He was Scottish and lived most of his life in Strathclyde. So there. How ye like them apples ya buncha ****s?
Where's Ponders when you need him? The honour of the ancient Kingdom of Wessex impugned by northern savages; he shall return and put the perfidious Picts to the sword.
Doubt it - he's too busy in a tea shop in Grassmere having a cuppa and a meat pasty and regaling the locals with tales of his mystical past. Cue the hilarity when he tells them about the day Ted Moult borrowed his ladder and sold it to a group of travellers.
