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Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 4, 2017.

  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Anyone over the age of 16 with a name and number on the back needs to be put in front of a firing squad.

    Kids stuff.
     
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  2. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    No adult should wear a football shirt unless playing football
     
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    I remember when Liverpool hammered Man United something like 7-0, prior to the evening of that game I ordered my lad something from the Man Utd club shop to arrive in the post - I was dreading it after that evening the postman delivering the package, I thought it's going to have Man Utd all over it and the postie is going to be laughing his bolloxs off. Thankfully it arrived in plain packaging, phew!
     
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  4. Star of David Bardsley

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    They probably do that intentionally to stop it being nicked or shat in.
     
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  5. brb

    brb CR250

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    Ah the man that likes charts turns up again when Arsenal win....

    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    was late last night

    You'll notice those came in after you left

    Do your worse with the avatar. I've still got the one with @Dier Hard from like 9 months ago that i've forgotten to change lol
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    Slob to Liverpool
     
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  8. duggie2000

    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    Son scoring against Chelsea would be a nice one
     
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  9. haslam

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    Do they have a "pathetic faked dives holding a part of your body that wasn't touched" count? They surely both have more than 4 for those.
     
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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Two Premier League footballers have been arrested in connection with an alleged rape.

    The pair – both aged 19 – were released on bail after being interviewed by police.

    The players are at the same club, which declined to comment on the allegations.

    “Officers have arrested two men following a report of a rape,” a police spokesperson said.

    “A 19-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of assault and aiding and abetting a rape. A second 19-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of rape.

    “Both men have since been released on police bail.”



    Can we play guess the club?
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    United and Arsenal are the bookies favourites... on form <laugh>
     
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  12. brb

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    Wolves have ruled out it is any of their players, one down, nineteen to go.
     
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    Serves the two faced little **** right for conveniently forgetting that without Watford he would not have had a football career

    Once a person has been in Liverpool you just cannot take Liverpool out of the person
     
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    duggie2000 Well-Known Member

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    Man City
     
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  17. Star of David Bardsley

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    Anyone watching the Liverpool pre-match? Rooney looks like a fat waxwork.
     
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    I just thought it worth commenting that Everton has someone called Mack Hunt on the bench.

    We could theoretically hear the phrase today:

    "Mack Hunt dribbles from the box before taking it deep".
     
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    Mack Hunt’s full of potential.
     
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  20. Toonitus

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    He's getting ****ed
     
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