*****gate

The late, great gutbucket, Sir Cyril Smith, is the latest to be accused.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9675861/Sir-Cyril-Smith-sexually-abused-boys-MP-tells-Commons.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter#

Imagine that tub-o-lard trying to bum you.

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Would it not be quicker and easier to find evidence of Torys who are not peados?

 

He needs a good fisting <fat **** would probably like that>

 

He was a Liberal not a Tory.

 

That would seem logical option

 

Liberal with his portions

 

Is that Jip?

 

In fairness, he must have had a decent sized banger to get in aboot someone's happy place with that "naval blockade"

 

I've just seen your location

 

I was at Cameron House last week and was using the facilities.

Me and the wife were in the sauna when in comes this fat **** (see pic in OP) and he never spotted my wife and tried to sit on her, one presumes that the fat on his eye lids obscured his vision. Luckily he spotted her before crushing her to death

Anyway, about 1/2 hour later, I was getting changed, there was no cubicles so you had to get changed in front of an adoring cabal of fat ****s. My own personal audience was a couple of wee boys who sat on a bench directly in the line of my arsehole, I'm not one to normally feel akward or embarrassed but trying to dry your shyter whilst a wee boy is literally 3ft behind you and at your arse height is a difficult skill, trying to do it whilst concealing a hardon is nigh on impossible!!

So, then the fat guy from the sauna walks in, takes his towel off and WTF!!!! The smallest cock that I've ever seen in my life, like almost non-existant!! I swear to Allah, the poor guy had either been Bobbited or the fat on his belly had eaten his wanger after mistaking it for a willie winky.

Is it part of the of being a chubster that your cock shrinks?

 

Pud and Jip can answer that one.

 

I have a studiously backed theory that I've only just thought up.

Having a lower balance of testosterone in your body would give you a smaller cock, right?

Having higher levels of oestrogen or lower levels of testosterone gives you a penchant for watching romcoms with a slab of cake and a box of Milk Tray.

Ergo, the same genes that mean you're likely to have a wee cock, mean you produce less oestrogen/more testosterone and therefore are more inclined to what's known by scientists as "lazy boot behaviours".

This probably reads like anti-science but it makes sense to me

 

**** off skinny!

I can clearly see my cock when I look down in the shower!

 

Aye, them reflective showerbases are a godsend

 

Do you have one so you can goatse yersel?

 

I don't know what that is.

I fitted a circular mirror in each panel and floor of the shower.

There's nothing sexual in this, it's simply an efficient means of dealing with my very vigorous clinkers

 

If ever a thread deserved goatse'd.

If only I had the image to hand

 

Hmmm, interesting theory. But I think it's a lot simpler: blokes with wee cocks comfort themselves with food.

 

On the plus side, Elmo is off the hook.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20320172

 

Are you suggesting that our resident fatties start shagging pies?