Game, Set And Match

They have been talking about a by-pass for Aberdeen since the 1950's. Only major town/City in the UK without one which is an absolute joke.

Now they are talking about diverting the by-pass because there is a set of badgers on the route. You couldn't make it up in this farce of a place Just cull the ****in badgers. They are of no use to anyone. Either that or round them all up and place them in Brian May's garden since he's so concerned about the smelly vermin twats.

 

Don't really know what to say to this.

You know how I feel about the safety and welfare of badgers.

 

I think the main reason it doesn't have a bypass is because there's **** all beyond it.

So what lively metropolis will this by-pass enable by-passers to get to?

Buckie?

Fraserburgh?

Bridge of Don?

It doesn't need a by-pass - an extra ring road to take the traffic off North Anderson Drive and Great Western Road would do fine.

 

They're putting a bypass on the bypass?

 

Cull the badgers?

CULL THE BADGERS?!

We cannot just 'cull the badgers'

This is not the slopes of Ibrox park

 

ironically Ibrox means badgers ford

 

Sounds more sensible to build a ring road rather than a bypass to nowhere, I do however back the plan to kill the Badgers. ****ing stripey disease ridden vermin.

 

Badger's ford

 

Sorry Biggus but it does. The amount of heavy traffic that goes through the centre on it's way to Peterhead and the like is immense, pretty much all Oil related. The infrastructure in Aberdeen wasn't built to cope with the huge increase in poulation. Believe me, if you take a walk down Union Street and King Street the state of the buildings is shocking proof of the pollution due to heavy traffic.

Aberdeen is a nightmare for traffic, not helped by the idiocy of the impotent council.

 

Aye, true.

Anytime I go to my gran's, the traffic from the roundabout at the ghillie's lair or whatever it's called right up to, and including, Lang Stracht is pretty mental.

My solution for most cities is to do what Glasgow did.

Knock half the city down and build a motorway through the middle of it

 

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a badger sitting next to him. "Are you a badger?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The badger replied, "Well, I liked the book."

 

Good thinking. Our ****ty cooncil won't even accept fly-overs the stupid ****s.

 

Are the badgers healthy and happy, or rather fat and just moping about?

 

Who cares. Let Brian bore the ****s senseless with ****ty grandiose guitar solos, then they'll probably all commit seppuku hopefully.

 

Would the badgers be prepared to negotiate a move or are they set in their ways?

 

Why not cull the human population of aberdeen and leave the place to badger refugees?

 

Time for the Badger Parade?

 

I always thought that if you allowed him, pink floyd and coldplay to do a tour of all the UK penal institutions the prison population would be reduced by 90% overnight. Unfortunately I think Amnesty International might have something to say about it.......

 

U.K. tabloid Sunday Sport recently introduced the world to Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn star whose career was just beginning to catch fire. It was all because an observant production assistant on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go had noticed how much Foster looked like celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. But just as Foster was set to join the rarefied ranks of celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars, tragedy struck: The body of the 3' 6" performer has been discovered in a badger's den, partially eaten.
http://gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger

 

As long as it's not a contentious one that's going to be routed through a predominantly Mole area