I dnt know if this has been dne before but here goes anyway Colleen is a slapper she wears a wonder bra and when shes shaggin rooney, she thinks of demba ba, imogen is welsh she likes a large martini and when she's shaggin giggsy she thinks of collocinni, when demba aint enough and colleen is feeling noughty she lies back and shuts her eyes and thinks of chieck tiote
