Big mug o' tea and 2 cigarettes. Except on Sundays when I get a crackin cooked brekkie. Two slice of toast. Lots of bacon layered on top. Poached/fried eggs on top of that. 2 sausage (square/links) on the side. Sometimes a bit of black pudding or haggis and or mushies on the side too. An **** off with yer beans. Beans are not for breakfast.
I don't like the traditional fry up - I dislike fried mushrooms or tomatoes, and bacon is only good in a sandwich. If I'm having a fried breakfast, I'll have sausage, eggs, chips and beans from a greasy spoon.
Controversial. I think a breakfast needs a hash brown or two. Potentially a potato waffle if hash browns aren't available.
A hot and crispy hash brown is the only potential potato based food I'd accept in a breakfast. They're usually too soggy though so can't be doing with them. Chips? No ****ing chance. I forgot to mention tinned tomatoes. Who in their right mind has these on a breakfast? You might as well pour your mug of tea over it too they're so wet.
It's a recommended breakfast for people with diabetes. High in fibre and protein. Plus you like to suck on a couple of ***s first thing in the morning so what do you know about a healthy breakfast?
****s who eat cereal in the morning out of a bowl with milk give me the boak. You eat cereal directly from the box at midnight when you're high as ****. Fact.
