Spent most of the night on the toilet after drinking a bottle of NON-ALCOHOLIC wine (can you believe that?), been turned down for a loan to fix my car and I just know as soon as I take the dog for a walk it's going to piss down. Anyone else having a good day?
An absolutely ****ing MAGNIFICENT day! I gave this guy a bottle of non alcoholic wine filled to the brim with laxatives, it was incredibly funny. I then denied this guy a loan to fix his car and I had a right good old chuckle, and now I'm waiting outside his house with a hose ready to spray him as soon as he walks out his door!
No! I have to go into school, in the rain -.- takes me half hour to walk there, half hour to walk back so an hour worth of walking just to drop a stupid camera and tripod off which will take me 2 minutes. So pointless -.-
Anyone else having a good day? An absolutely ****ing MAGNIFICENT day! I gave this guy a bottle of non alcoholic wine filled to the brim with laxatives, it was incredibly funny. I then denied this guy a loan to fix his car and I had a right good old chuckle, and now I'm waiting outside his house with a hose ready to spray him as soon as he walks out his door! This isn't doing my paranoia any good, don't you know?
you think thats bad.... me a nd the missus have been invited to a gay wedding... yes a baby sitter has been arrange. i am not able to get out of this one.
Can't you just pretend (even to the missus so so doesn't get the arse on ) that you've got the ****s or man flu or something. This is my plan for tonight to get out of a ****ty party If she doesn't fall for it I'll just phone Sweats.
" that you've got the ****s or man flu or something." Get Ze Liverbird to tamper his your non-alcoholic wine.
you'd think non alholic wine would be safe cos they boil the ****e out of it... but no... hmmm. also faking out of said gay wedding is not on as the pervious plan was scuppered by missus' sister who has bunked off going.. she is even our sitter... bitch. this is why i now have reached point of no return. if i don't go the sister will report back on my activities for tonight.... if i do go i'll have to play nice.. .how come the bigto gets to eat my food and watch my tv though.. eh? <sighs> i'll just put laxatives in the non alcoholic wine i suppose
you'd think non alholic wine would be safe cos they boil the ****e out of it... but no... hmmm. also faking out of said gay wedding is not on as the pervious plan was scuppered by missus' sister who has bunked off going.. she is even our sitter... bitch. this is why i now have reached point of no return. if i don't go the sister will report back on my activities for tonight.... if i do go i'll have to play nice.. .how come the bigto gets to eat my food and watch my tv though.. eh? <sighs> i'll just put laxatives in the non alcoholic wine i suppose
Got invited to a gay wedding about three years ago by an old friend I used to live with with my girlfriend. To be fair, he's been with his partner since the 80's and lasted longer than any of us in straight relationships (i lasted - or endured- six years with the said girlfriend). Daughter was devestated that we, because of work, we couldn't go. A couple of my mates who went said it was sound. STUNNING, unnattached women aplenty, and all the gay guys did all the dancing and conversation for you. Sweet.
