Bob, Ted and Alice were marooned on a desert island. Eventually things began to get a bit boring, natural urges took over, so the three of them began doing what people do and had wild threesomes. Alice soon felt terrible about this licentious lifestyle. Her guilt won out and one day she killed herself. Bob and Ted were naturally devastated. They soldiered on and eventually overcame their grief, but they were desperately lonely. Their own urges eventually took over and they, too, gave in to their desires. Bob and Ted felt terrible about this though, and one day they swore to each other they couldn't continue any longer. So they buried Alice.
