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Freaks you have pumped

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Dec 10, 2012.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    A few weeks ago my brother brought a bird from the nearby village back to our place, gave her a bottle of wine then pumped her. He hasn't seen her since however he has "friended" her on Facebook and has been observing her updates.

    Turns out she is a big fan of Carla out of Coronation Street and travels up to Manchester every other week just to catch a glimpse of that actress entering/leaving the studio. Her latest update is a photo of a Christmas tree she has made which is covered in photos of Carla, her "Carlamas Tree".

    Have you ever pumped a weirdo?

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    stopmeandslapme, Dec 10, 2012
  2. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I married one
     
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  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Loads!

    The weirdest one was I had a burd send me "love" letters made out of cut out letters from a magazine after I pumped her!
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <shoefestish>
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    She sounds like a serial killer. Is this the one you met through the prison pen-pal scheme?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Dec 10, 2012
  6. RAVENBLACK

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    What woman isn't a ****in rampant pyschotic, Schizophrenic bunny boiling cantankerous thieving whore with no morals whatsoever?

    Not that I'm all twitter and bisted.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 10, 2012

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    <laugh>

    You should see her wish list for Christmas as well <grr>
     
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  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That would have made sense... maybe she was on 24 hour release from an "open" prison!
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> Two pair of shoes each costing more than a tap of the range BMW!!!
     
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    shoes are for white men.
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    The only woman you know is your mother.

    That kinda ****s up the stats a bit <doh>
     
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  12. jenthesaint1990

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    i hate to tell you but your brother is soon to be the victim on the show "crimes that shook britain"
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Dec 10, 2012
  13. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    you're seriously ****ed up if you actually believe that.
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    God almighty grow up ffs <laugh>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 10, 2012
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    That's not true.

    One thing is though, you still haven't had your hole, brown or pink.
     
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  17. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    It's just me living here most of the time so if I suddenly stop posting - goodbye everyone, I almost enjoyed my time on this, the 3rd best alternative to the old BBC 606 forum. :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    you joke, but the amount of times you say **** like that...you must believe what youre saying.

    edit - god doesnt exist
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Dec 10, 2012
  19. Toby

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    ER is the perfect example of why abortion should be legal even after the child is born, maybe even several decades later <ok>
     
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