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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by AsprillasFurCoat, Mar 16, 2011.

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  1. AsprillasFurCoat

    AsprillasFurCoat Member

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    If you could make a Frankenstein player from all the best bits of Newcastle players...

    Brain: Beardsley
    Head/ neck: Wyn Davies
    Torso: Supermac
    Right leg: Shearer
    Left leg: Ginola
    Heart: Hughie Gallacher
    Arms: Duncan Furgeson


    Face: Steve Bruce (not a Newcatsle player, but well, it is a monster..)
     
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  2. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    Rep for the face.

    Hair has to go to Coloccini.
     
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  3. Voluptuous Vuckic

    Voluptuous Vuckic Active Member

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    I would rather just clone Tiote :)
     
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  4. Tiote's Witch Doctor

    Tiote's Witch Doctor Well-Known Member

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    Brain: Tiote
    Head/ neck: Tiote
    Torso: Tiote
    Right leg: Tiote
    Left leg: Tiote
    Heart: Tiote
    Arms: Tiote
    Penis: Tiote
     
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  5. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Brain: Beardsley
    Head/ neck: Shearer
    Torso: Tiote
    Right leg: Solano
    Left leg: Ginola
    Heart: Barton
    Arms: Given
     
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  6. Alfie

    Alfie Active Member

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    Tits and arse: Wor Cheryl
     
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  7. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    Brain: Beardsley
    Head/ neck: Les Ferdinand
    Torso: Supermac
    Right leg: Shearer
    Left leg: Ginola
    Heart: David McCreery
    Arms: Shay given
     
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  8. Wein14

    Wein14 Active Member

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    I'd go further:

    Brain: Beardsley
    Head/ neck: Sir Les
    Torso: Supermac
    Right leg: Shearer
    Left leg: Ginola
    Heart: Hughie Gallacher
    Arms: Andy C (knew how to use them and didn't get penalised that much)
    Stamina: Tiote
     
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  9. AsprillasFurCoat

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    With Steve Bruces' face? That could lead to some serious counselling sessions...
     
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  10. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    The only parts of Tiote we need are his forehead and his big toe.
     
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  11. Beatski

    Beatski Well-Known Member

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    face - Ian Dowie
    ears - Lineker
    arse - Hasselbaink
     
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