To the tune of robin hood "Fracking Faye, Fracking Faye, Pounding down the pitch Frackng Faye, Fracking Faye, Your striker is his bitch, Made from ebony, plays for Hull City, Fracking Faye, Fracking Faye" in honour of his groundshaking runs
oh no! bad news! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22077230 though probably good news. except for your analogy.