For Sale

For 25 quid, Large SAFC Home top signed by the team .
My mates sons just won it but hes a Boro fan so he's put it straight up for sale.

 

I'm not a large, too lean.

 

and got a fanny.

 

Why don't you want it Tees?

 

How about saying something that isn't repetitive?

 

I'm seriously considering it mate but I've got signed shorts and Tops laid all over my house. I keep meaning to make my garage into abit of an Safc shrine but I never get round to it. My lass will probs have a moan if I add to my collection.

 

Elongated Clown egg belonging to Stephen O'Hammersmith with some potted foreskin seeds and a nun shortage magazine.

I bet nobody has ever said that before.

 

I doubt they will again.

 

I'm a trailblazer mate.

Always leading, never a sheep.

 

How about @hordenmackem having it for his new pub?

 

He wants to make money not scare away the customers FFS.

 

He won't be showing Man U games, thanks for the concern though

 

Your fanny in a subway.../Heloooooooo Helooooooooo



you ****ing tart. with a wassss gash. bet ya got reet saggy tits, ya stinkining slag.

 

Saying the same things in a slightly more convoluted way isn't helping your repetitiveness

 

You took the words out of my mouth

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I didn't know Indy was a bird.

Explains why that bird never showed up for the Jason Donavon concert date.

 

Who knows what I am? It keeps the Neanderthals busy I suppose

 

So. You must be a wooly mammoth

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Getting closer

 

Fat

You are fat as ****