Since next Saturday is Paddies day, myself, Jackie,Ciaran,Rebel, Hoopster and Medro have decided to let you ****s be Irish for the day. Now this isn't to be taken lightly, being Irish comes with certain responsibilities. You must be nice to old people, care for all animals (except mice) and have an undying hatred for the 'Royal' family. Also at 11 o'clock on Saturday night you must sing of a lost love and cry into your pint. Remember now folks, this honour is only for 24 hours, after which you will return to being mere mortals. Enjoy
But you ****s have to follow it through to Sunday morning and be nice to your mammies. You only have one
One of my best St Patricks days was an alternative Paddies day. None of the trappings and all of the craic. I could take the day off talking about Ireland and let everyone else take the strain for a day.
Cliftonville v Glentoran at 3, up to my Mas to watch the Rugger with my Da after at 5 then down to the Opera House to watch Jake O'Kane with my mates that night for this particular Fenian Bastard™. You boys?
yes you can join the plastic paddy gang <all nordys> or you can **** off us real irish people dont want any of ye ****s with yer green wigs and stupid kiss me im irish hats
I wanted to go to the rugger but the prices are now about 400 quid I'll probably end up watching it with my pa with family/friends now
Oh No, a thick **** with an odd obsession with me is going to tell me I'm not Irish How am I going to cope. It's ok, I'm back. Phew. I was doubting my whole existence there for a second.