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Foot in Mouth sydrome

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Mar 29, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Do our politicians have to take yoga lessons? Seeing as most of them spend a lot of their time with their foot in the mouth it might be beneficial.

    Answer to the Pasty Tax - buy them cold and warm them up at home <Greggsgoingoutofbusinesssmiley>

    Answer to the impending fuel shortage - fill your garage full of petrol

    On the news today they said the best cartoon of the week was the George Osbourne Pasty - Upper Crust, pinched in the middle, a bit flaky and no content!
     
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  2. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    That fuel ****e is nothing but scaremongering by the media. Cameron and co have repeatedly said that the Union has not said when a strike would take place and that they must, by law, give 7 days notice before they hold a strike. But, hey, that doesn't make for good headlines.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The Governmentt said we should be filling jerry cans to keep in the garage.
     
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  4. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    dont fall for that old one ; its standard operational proceedure...nice trap to let them round up anyone they like and jail them. charged with procuring materials to construct explosive devices.


    they are probably driving down your street right now....
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    It's Armageddon folks.

    This is it.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah ****in hate Bruce Willis <grr>
     
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  8. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    I get my diesel in Donegal anyway so the ****ers can kiss me arse <nahnah>
     
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  9. paparevolution

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    why the **** do people panic when **** like this gets 'announced'?
     
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  10. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Because people are stupid.
     
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  11. paparevolution

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    True

    way I see it no petrol = day off

    so **** queing for 5 hours

    got a life
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    And what has the news been full of today?

    Petrol companies are raising their prices on fuel in advance of the expected surge in demand. Result is the Government says they are not to blame for the price hike which will conveniently mask the next fuel duty rise.

    Quid Pro Qunts
     
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  13. paparevolution

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    Its all a stunt

    either divert from Camerons dodgy dealings with sponsors or a quick buck from tax

    The public have become sheep and just follow
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whit's happening? I'm just back from the petrol station where I've been queueing all morning. Had to forearm smash some auld dear in a Volvo who tried to pinch my turn at the pump.
     
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  15. Sam Axe

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    That's how politicians operate, just look at the pasty thing. People are talking about whether or not Cameron has ever eaten a pasty instead of talking about the budget results. That is exactly what they wanted.
     
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  16. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I'd love for someone else to take a turn at my pump.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wife swap?
     
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