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flu remadies

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jonathan acworth 71, Oct 12, 2013.

  1. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    help suffering ................:angry:
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, Oct 12, 2013
  2. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    Chop off your head with a machete like yer mate
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    paracetamol and ibuprofen ( at the same time ), large glass of whisky, warm well ventilated room, only use cloth handkerchiefs instead of paper ones to reduce chaffing on your runny nose ( this also counts for having a chug ) <ok>
     
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  4. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    2 drops of tea tree oil in a little water or juice and gargle
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    There is no cure.
     
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  6. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Go to a hot sweaty gay rave and drop a kinder egg full of MDMA and speed, you will sweat everything out by the morning but could get AIDS which is like flu but worse.
     
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  7. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    fecking hell my nose looks red as a charlton top any help would be apriciated sensible remidees
     
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    jonathan acworth 71, Oct 12, 2013
  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You haven't got the Flu Jono, you have a bad cold.

    Have a few hot whiskeys with sugar and cloves.

    It won't cure you but it will make you feel better.
     
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    Ciaran, Oct 12, 2013
  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Heroin never fails to relieve the symptoms of respitory infection. Also cures diarrhea if you've got that.
     
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