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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 20, 2012.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Been hanging onto the army of me (nut muck) in anticipation of getting some this weekend only to find it is blob week as of now. The other half gets wicked AMT (actual menstrual tension) so not even a chance of bottom, gob or hand fun for the next few days.

    Fact is I have boy goo backed up and don't want to waste it on the act of Onan but my question to you good readers is how long will it last before it either gets re-absorbed or I wake up swimming in my own issue?

    Answers on a buscuit
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    how long have you been holding back?
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    7 days today. I look like Buster Gonad.
     
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  4. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    TN8 used to have 2 ****s a day at work <laugh>
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whatever happened to him? He was a laff.
     
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  6. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    <chokeywank>?
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <chokeyworkwank>.
     
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  9. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Don't really know mate.

    Used to speak to him Frank quite abit on email & that but I got a new job and had no time to come on here or read all my emails & stuff & I think them 2 were pretty much in the same boat.
     
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  10. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    thats already far too long
     
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  11. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    That's not natural mate, just get the tissues out and make a night of it

    Can't beat a Friday night in ****ing yourself into oblivion
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    The thing is if my wife says she is away to bed and I say "okeedokee love, I'll be up in a bit, just got to check my emails" she must know that within 5 minutes I'm going to be turning Japanese over a load of Katy Perry fakes.

    How on earth do those Shaolin monks get by with no ****ypanky? No wonder they are so feckin violent.
     
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