Best way to lose weight is to break up with ya mrs.. I told mine to **** off an marry someone else after a night on the ching having been out for 24 hours.. 2 months before our wedding day.. . The cow went one better and got knocked up within 3 months of leaving me.. I can recommend this for anyone wishing to lose weight as you will spend the next two months weeping and moping and not eating..
I saw some great fights and I witnessed some real brutality, managed to avoid any real savagings (My brother not so) and avoided some serious serious injury on a few occasions due to my nimble feet.
Fella I know split up with his bride-to-be one week before their wedding. No idea why it happened but they had booked and paid to go to Las Vegas to get married and about 20 of their family and friends had also paid a lot of dough to go with them. Well, they all still went, every one of then, booked into a Las Vegas hotel. Two warring camps, not talking to each other but giving each other the daggers. Poor ****ers.
It's still the best,getting sand kicked in your face and I haven't been to beach in 30 years That reminds me of Alf Tupper now there was a real man
This place is full of skinny wee ****s ... 32/34 inch waist ... bet you all shop in ****in New Look with yer skinny legged chinos with elsatic ankle bands n dropped crouches!
I'm 5'11" and 12 stone, just about perfect weight. I never exercise. My technique is to drink so much that I vomit 3 or 4 times a week and then can't eat anything the day after. Works a treat.
5ft 9 "Aw, look at wee wussy isn't he cute, here wussy, wussy, wussy. Aw, he's smiling... and look at his wee cherry cheeks...."
