Right, I'm bored, lets start a competition! Who ever guesses the first fixture wins. Arsenal (H)-Eddie Arsenal (A)-Uber Aston Villa (H)-Judo Aston Villa (A)-Eastacton Chelsea (H)-12thman Chelsea (A)-Seagull Everton (H)-Rebel Everton (A)-Nuts Fulham (H)-Nines Fulham (A)-Brixton Liverpool (H)-SB Liverpool (A)-Rolling Stone Man City (H)-Wubba Man City (A)-Roller Man Utd (H)-Igor Man Utd (A)-BelfastR Newcastle (H)-Gaz Newcastle (A)-Imaz Norwich (H)-Kilburn Norwich (A)-NZ Reading (H)-Houston Reading (A)-Sooper Southampton (H)-Bill Southampton (A)-hetwistssheturnsjohnbyrne Stoke (H)-Cork Stoke (A)-Queenslander Sunderland (H)-Hoopton Sunderland (A)-Watford Swansea (H)- District Swansea (A)-Dave Tottenham (H)-Flyer Tottenham (A)-Skinman West Brom (H)-Jeff West Brom (A)-LIUTB West Ham (H)-Flanman West Ham (A)-Inky Wigan (H)-Beth Wigan (A)-Tooting This competition is now closed
Your signature omits us and Fulham as London prem clubs who haven't won the European Cup. That's discrimination in my book DL!!
Nice to see we've got 'Competition Bill' back! Last year I wanted a nice easy one to start with. Bolton home seemed a reasonable start... (!!) This time I want the harder ones first. Top club then? Thought about that - but no. Let's start by laying our ghosts to rest. Fulham AWAY please Bill!
Easiest way out is to remove West Ham from your list. That way we'd know it's just a Chelsea v north London 'snobs' thing!!!
Liverpool home. A long time ago we had a rather good season with that as our opening fixture. And DL - inclusion of West Ham on your sig just makes it look daft.
On a different note I'm fairly confident City, United, Chelsea, Tottenham and Southampton will all be at home and Reading, West Ham, Liverpool, Arsenal and Villa will all be away
