****ing hell just had a mortar shell land in the front garden. The windows are still shaking and dust coming out of the air vents. Bet it's the ****ing skunk down the road.
Watching Cockleshell heroes BBC2, when men were men and women made a bacon butty without whining about it.
Always dip the bread mate. Kids today you offer the a slice of dipped bread they look at you as if you're insane. Bloody hell that was tea for me at one time. But me old Ma always kept the beef dripping off the Sunday roast. ( Mmmmm I can smell the pan smoking as I type.)
I hve just spent £35 on the biggest pile of ****e fireworks you have ever seen, damp squibb doesnt even cover it, wht makes it worse is one of our neighbours had great ones, every time we lit one and it lasted 10 seconds with no noise and sparks going 2ft in the air, theirs would be 100 loud bangs, last 40 seconds and go 50ft in the air at least and just put the ones i bought to shame, least my 6 yr old daughter enjoyed them, but next year getting proper ones from a proper shop.
Best to buy them separately Steve mate, the boxes are always crap. I haven't had the grandkids this year, but last year I bought £50 worth of assorted rockets and large ground based ones. If I had spent that on boxed stuff the kids would have been disappointed. (And not once did we cut off the top of the beer cans we were drinking sticking them onto the large rockets and setting them off to increase the bang. )
You get the roast pork. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Cracklin. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM F**k the roasties, dip some bread in that fat. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. x
Anyone ever had square sausage? I had it for the first time this morning, the experience was almost religious!
Not my favourite sausage Jersey, that one is definitely made from rendered meat paste. Prefer a butchers made Cumberland myself.
Not my favourite sausage Jersey, that one is definitely made from rendered meat paste. Prefer a butchers made Cumberland myself.
17 dead rockets in front and back garden, one lying on top the son's car. Couple still to be removed from the guttering. And not one of my immediate neighbours had fireworks. What goes up must come down.
Roses are covered in **** as well, things are what you make of them. But I agree, more than three would probably kill me.
