I'm a ****, will I do? Been a bit quiet here today, nothing of interest unless you have any more amputee jokes, ***** jokes or your car has a ****y sounding horn. ER just woke up, must be his bed sores giving him a bit of gip. I'm still a ****er (thanks for asking) so same old same old.
They certainly are Stanley. It's glorious up here. As bright as my helmet and no wind nor rain. What a glorious nation.
I used to like Mayfair because all the filthy stories used to be printed on the odd green coloured paper two thirds of the way through the mag. You could have a tug as you flipped the pages, get to the stories and have a read, then flick over to the last bird before soiling the bedsheets. I used to like it when **** mags left the best looking bird until the last set of photos. It was always a personal triumph if you could make your tug last long enough to get all the way through before chucking your muck on the last page.
Are you trying to be funny? Would you care to explain the "joke" to me or shall I just guess and explain it to people?
My nose is peeling so I am sheltering from the Middle Eastern sun until dinner time and drinking TSing TAo
I recall you saying something about hoping I do not become a father, I therefore decided I was going to impregnate a woman. And just to keep you up to date I pulled a 19 year old last night, unfortunately she was not mother material and more importantly she would not let me ejaculate into her vagina. The hunt continues!
