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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Jun 6, 2014.

  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    11-year-old son is 5ft 1in (1.5m) and 15 stone, with a body mass index (BMI) of 41.8


    By the love of ****!!!
     
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    Pud as a child...
     
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    More like pud's skinny playmate as a child.
     
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    Lol

    Good one newby
     
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    Unbelievable. I'm guessing the parents are just morons rather than wilfully cruel. Kid probably loves to eat and do no exercise and they left him to it. I doubt very much that they tied him down and force fed him
     
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    Thanks mate.
     
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    Yeah, I very much doubt they set out thinking, "lets make our kid the fattest on the block/street/school/town/country etc. It more just shows that only certain people should be allowed to have kids(my first one is due in December and obviously I will be a good parent)
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Monaco get a bird in the club? :laugh:
     
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    Been seeing her for about 6 months now and she is 3 months pregnant, I don't hang about mate!
     
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    If it comes out black or kafflick, I'm going to kill her.
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Is she a white South African?

    :bandit:
     
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    She sure is!
     
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  14. Ciaran

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    Congratulations big chap.
     
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    Absolutely - good luck Monaco <applause>
     
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    Thank you gentlemen, was a bit of a shock at first, but all is good though, actually quite exciting.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fuxake, more taigs being born into the world, that's just what we need <grr>
     
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    <laugh> tosser!
     
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    You won't be saying that if it's a she - in 16 years time you'll be wandering the streets with a baseball bat going after all the lads who want to do exactly what you did with girls when you were their age
     
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  20. monacoger

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    That is pretty much exactly what I was saying to a mate last night and his response was, "she'll be getting shagged well before she is 16!"
     
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