Farts

nice helmet

 

I'm perfectly comfortable with my sexuality. If I wasn't I'd be scared to wrok offshore. **** loads of closet cases in this industry.

The amount of old fat ****s who go to the gyms offshore and walk on the treadmill whilst cruising the young guys is shocking. It's the number one reason I don't use the gym on here. They should just admit they're bufties and stop pretending.

I'm just saying that he either went searching for "Gay Builder Porn" or already had it saved on his computer. I'm going for option B.

 

you dont use the gym cos ur a lazy ****

 

Nowt to do with me mate.

 

That was true a while back but I've been going to the gym at the Hilton DoubleTree next to my house for the last few months now. I joined to get fit, I stayed to perv on the business fanny that use it. Loads of the middle-management businesswomen stay there and get to use the gym for free. It's a perverts wet dream

****ing rip-off compared to DW Sports just down the road but there was loads of weirdos using that place during the off-peak pass I had. I'm not even just talking about slightly odd people but proper freaks. There is even a tranny who uses that place. LoneRanger would ****ing love it though as for some reason there was heaps of pregnant birds knocking about.

 

i joined one in december. i jst go after work about 3 times a week. i went last wednesday after a 3 day bender and i thot i was gony die. one of the staff came over to check if i was ok cos i was lying on ma back for about 10 minnutes i was shaking after it

 

Venom, do you have your own room?

I had an oppurtunity to go on the rigs a few years back just after I got married as well as a chance to go to Terminal 5 at Heathrow, but she didn't want me to go at the time.

There was crazy money going back then.

T5 was 4 nightshifts and £1700 after tax per week.

I've got an old friend who is a sparky on the rigs, he's a horrible bigotted **** TBH, last time I met him he was sperkled and boasting about his BMW, as if I was going to be impressed. What a ****.

 

That's my resolution this year, going to stop smoking and join the gym, was in Lanzarote there for a week, and some of the pics show me to be morphing into a body double of my dad <FATCUNT>

Even my daughter is ripping the piss out me, she soon stopped when I put a *** out on her arm

 

That's well not a wise move.

I go to the gym stoned and can't be bothered making an effort. I have a wee cycle then use the step machine for a bit then end up sitting in the sauna half-asleep.

 

Nah I usually end up sharing as this place was built 1979. The area I stay in is nicknamed "Soweto" after the South African refugee camp

The money really depends on who you work for. I get about £300 a day for being on here but that's full-time work. I was on about £700 a day in Africa.

Some of the Ad Hoc vendors out here are on stupid money. My mate does Dimensional Control and gets about £1200 a day on the rigs and £350 a day in the office.

 

am goin the day. no drank all weekend so should be awrite. still managed to blow 700 quid. a hink am still slightly up for the year tho.

 

I go to the gym Monday Wednesday, Friday and Saturday. Hospital work Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday night and Sunday after football

Not sure why I pay Sky £100 quid a month coz I'm never in to watch tv