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  1. gotcoffee

    gotcoffee Member

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    For spurious random, and mostly comical, transfer rumours is the SSN 'your rumours' thread page .. here's a couple of my favourites ..

    Andy Smith (Liverpool) says...
    No lie have heard from a reliable source that Rob Green will be a Newcastle player before the start of next season! Get a few quid on it!

    Alan Gregory (Aston Villa) says...
    just heard given is on his way to villa for 4mil n'zogbia talking personal terms and villa enquiring about milner on a season loan deal!! things are looking up for villa if they are true.

    Anthony Gray (Newcastle United) says...
    nzogbia will turn down villa to go back to tyne-side , FACT

    Danny May (Liverpool) says...
    A reliable source has told me that liverpool are to complete the signing of Titus Bramble within the next 24 hours. hope this is true. <laugh>

    John Smit (Newcastle United) says...
    i was in newcastle airport waiting for my plane to tenerife and no word of a lie spotted mario gomez in the airport... also ive heard that yury zhirkov is going to be given to us aswell as 12 million for jose enrique!!

    Tommy Dean (Chelsea) says...
    My next door neighbour sells the best burgers in Oxfordshire outside the Kassam Stadium and he has seen Bruce Buck pulling up in his Punto reportedly thrashing out terms for Michael 'The Dubes' Duberry. Rumours are he is on for a 4 year deal with a reported £85,000 a week. The fee reported is somewhere in the region of £10-20.

    Mark Gallagher (Stoke City) says...
    Joey Barton set for £3m move to stoke, Scott Dann deal also pretty much a cert, newcastle look to Rangers' Steve Davis as £5m replacement, Drogba set for Turkey with Galatasaray and Fenerbache having had £7m bids accepted, Forest set to improve squad with confirmed interset in Yakubu, Alan Smith and Sol Campbell

    Conor Foley (Woking) says...
    berbatov just walked into my bookshop and bought a french phrase book .. his move to psg is looking more and more likely

    Patrick Campbell (Newcastle United) says...
    the same source who told me nolan was going to west ham says that barton has agreed terms with tottenham and also berbatov is on his way to newcastle for 7.5 million

    All bona fide I'm sure <ok>
     
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    gotcoffee, Jul 1, 2011
  2. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Bramble to Liverpool. Oh please god make it happen
     
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  3. Xisco'sAmazingTrickery

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    Tried to add some yesterday under the name Mike Ashley, but doesn't look like they will be posted unfortunately :(
     
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  4. overseasTOON

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    Which one of them will cwarr use?
     
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  5. ToonSi

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  6. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Haha liked this one
     
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  7. TheLittleGeordie

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    Haha. Anyone else think it would be a great way to start some special not 606 rumours? We've got to try it sometime, getting a random rumour started on here to be believed by lots of people.
     
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  8. gotcoffee

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    I've tried to do this as well ... but Sky take a day to get them up, if they put them up at all .. what a great job though, sifting through piles of this and choosing the most ridiculous ones .. some budding comedy geniuses tucked away in this .. (especially like the well written article about Michael Duberry <ok>)
     
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  9. Tiggyrimana

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    God please no, keep Agent Titus where he is!
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Jul 1, 2011
  10. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Done a Ameobi to West Ham on SSN
     
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  11. SafehandsOleSoderberg

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    Think this has the potential to go all the way if it does get published, don't hold out much hope though...

    "My brother's mate's Dad is a geordie fan through and through and is also a bit of a mystical man who likes to predict who we'll sign! So anyway, he had a vision the other day when he was chopping onions that Enrique would be off to Chelsea with both Zhirkov and Drogba coming the other way!! Bargain!!!! You saw it here first guys. He predicted Nolans depature to West Ham days before it actually happened so he has a proven track record for getting these things right! #zhirkndrogonthetyne "
     
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    SafehandsOleSoderberg, Jul 1, 2011
  12. gotcoffee

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    I managed to get this one up (page 4 now) .. almost believe it myself now ..

    Dave M (Newcastle United) says...
    NUFC are looking to dip back into the French market at Marseilles in an effort to tempt their Spanish under 21 star right back Cesar Azpilicueta to SJP to become #1 ahead of Danny Simpson and help keep Jose Enrique at the club ..

    And here are my current ratings:
    Rate this:

    Definite (61)
    Maybe (20)
    Never (52)

    Think we should get a new one on page 1 and then advise all not606 folk to jump in and rate it definite ..

    GRB's Ameobi to West Ham would be ideal ..

    The sit back and wait for it to hit The Star & The Sun .. <ok>
     
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  13. Oh Titus She Said No

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    I'm going to do this:
    Jermain Aliadiere - Liverpool. Was close to signing for Newcastle but Liverpool came in and signed him in the last minute
     
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  14. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Now 62 definites just added my vote to increase cred
     
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  15. SafehandsOleSoderberg

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    "My mate is Newcastle's chief scout Graham Carr's nephew and he's been told that in a Lovenkrands style move Newcastle are planning a shock return to St. James's for Shefki Kuqi who they feel can still really add something to the squad and are resigning him on a 2 year deal."
     
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  16. gotcoffee

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    <ok> Nice one GRB .. shame it's now way down the list never to see the light of day again

    I thought that was happening anyway? See how easy I'm fooled by these things :)
     
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  17. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Mine isnt even on the list yet
     
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  18. gotcoffee

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    They only update it in batches .. every half day or so .. never guaranteed a front page slot, but if you do get on you're there for hours .. <ok>
     
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  19. Alfie

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    Just seen Mario Gomez in TK Maxx in the Metro Centre, or maybe it was another German bloke <ok>
     
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    Alfie, Jul 1, 2011
  20. Agent Bruce

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    Just heard that big Al is prepared to come back into the game to help out until we get our striker crisis sorted out.
     
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