fao venom

Are you my burds granny? Gave her a lift to the shops today and she gave me the bawclaw on my way out. I rate it 3/10. Marks deducted for sloppy form caused by arthritis, points awarded for the rapey factor.

I just wish this was the first time she had tried it

 

Your granny in law had a feel? Brilliant

 

The durty auld cow is always at it. Any time the burd isn't watching the claw comes out. The worst so far was when I was walking out, the burd was in front. The granny jabbed a finger at my hoop.

 

I hope I'm as feisty as that when I'm her age

 

When?

 

You're consistent, I'll give you that.

Consistently boring.

 

I wish the burd was that feisty at 25.

 

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You need to chuck her and come see auntie Tina

 

You couldn't handle me doll

 

Probably not. I'd need to get over the fear first.

 

That's right, one step at a time.

 

dougie's reverse granny rape shame