I will give it a go tomorrow evening after songs of praise. If been practicising my new smile, it's called blue steel, a slight squint with a raised eyebrow and plenty of teeth. Although it is remarkably like the look I have when I poo, that I call the dump. I might even call the news shopper up and do it on the evening the supporters trust has their opening evening. Give the reporters something to do.
What? Take a picture of what you look like when you poo? This sounds like a good subject for a book? How about it PEA? Pictures of people's poo faces
I am a writer of serious historic fiction. This is coffee table material. However, if you successfully procure a picture of typical having a crap, I wll gladly write the introduction.
