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FAO Brixton

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by CernyBerny, May 3, 2012.

  1. bobmid

    bobmid Well-Known Member

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    I see he's watching precedings. Fantastic
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    The real question is, if we stay up, is CernyBerny the best man to take this messageboard's bullshitting to the next level?

    Users of this board tend to be quite down to Earth and talking bollocks is an area we really need to improve. An audacious loan bid for Hammersmith Blue, an inexperienced bullshitter but one who has shown real potential to wind people up, is one option. If Brixton is willing to flash the cash we may even sign Arsenal4life.
     
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  3. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    It's not the same since Yappy caught Parvovirus...:grin:
     
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  4. Dave Thomas

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    Bugger I was hoping to become Cerny next ... Very sad I was at Bunhill when I heard Cerny died ... I will remember him unless he comes back which I hope he does
     
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  5. Swords Hoopster

    Swords Hoopster New Member

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    Na Wats, reckon we should promote from within. Flyer's got to be worth a shout. His off-the ball bullsh*t is getting better and better.

    In possession is where he really excels. He can bullsh*t around people, through people and lay the sh*t off. His positional bull-sh*t sense is great too.

    Give him a run-out I say.
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    We could get ABoyInTheBush or whatever he was called back. It would be like when Gallen came back and we destroyed Port Vale.
     
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  7. FFS.73

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    Watford, you are on fire at the moment, posting some hilarious stuff. Keeping the boys in the trenches spirits up while we wait to go over the top in the big push.......

    I vote we all take it in turns to be Cerny, share the joy......I'll start






    .....sorry, just discovered I have absolutely nothing to say.
     
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  8. TootingExcess

    TootingExcess Well-Known Member

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    That count is still about under a different name - christ he was proflic
     
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  9. Swords Hoopster

    Swords Hoopster New Member

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    Good call. Oddball's "we'll finish 8th" bull-sh*t means he's in with a shout from the bench. He'd be a great impact sub. Just when the rationals are seeing the game out, we could spring him from the bench and his energetic fresh bull-sh*t would destroy their defense and leave them thinking is it all worth it?

    What a team of bull-shi*ters we have here.
     
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  10. KooPeeArr

    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    I think he's realised that his talents are wasted on us and has now moved into a prof Xavier style metal dome where he's using his powers to forewarn the UN of developing countries' attempts to develop nuclear warheads.

    I'll certainly sleep better knowing we're in safe hands...
     
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  11. QPR999

    QPR999 Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Joey Barton has just text me to say that the team are going to play with mullet hairstyles on sunday, to honour Rangers legend Gerry Francis's return to the Bush.
     
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  12. FFS.73

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    Never reveal your sources mate, first rule of the ITK. Audition failed.
     
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  13. QPR Oslo

    QPR Oslo Well-Known Member

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    I got a message here saying 18 000 QPR fans are turning up Sunday dressed in blue/white hoops, with a white stripe on their heads, and all visble other hair died white. The 33 Stoke fans will be wearing their normal embarassed colours.
     
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  14. WBA2_QPR3

    WBA2_QPR3 Well-Known Member

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    Come on Cerny

    'Lets be 'avin ya'!!!

    Youve got to be able to take it as well as give it
     
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  15. GoMadgeGo

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    Well duhhhhhhh, it's what he's all about.

    Desperately craving attention online as he can't obtain it by other means :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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  16. bobmid

    bobmid Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant absolutely brilliant
     
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  17. Stamford Brook R

    Stamford Brook R Well-Known Member

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    He's not as bad as some on Not606 - Medro Pendes and tina2010 spring to mind - would rather have Cerny than them anyday!

    The first team player who told Cerny was HIMSELF. CernyBerny = Radek Cerny! Exclusive ITK.
     
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  18. Staines R's

    Staines R's Well-Known Member

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    So thats over 50 posts on a thread about some self centred twat who wants everone to know that he is (alledgedly) not gonna post any more

    Cerney...i salute you <applause>
     
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  19. FFS.73

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    Like Arnie, he'll be back. This is his heroin, a cruel and demanding mistress.
     
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  20. CernyBerny

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    Brixton please expedite my original request

    Cerny
     
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