Especially when you travel to a game, getting there is the number one thing you think of. I'm sure it has happened but the Delia bit at the end screams out this is a bit of wummery.
I promise this will be my last limerick (blame RBF - he set me off on this) There was a supporter named Garry Who set off as happy as Larry; Then later he found He was at the wrong ground: A homing bird, not a Canarry