1.on david beckham-"he doesnt need a coach to play football and she doesnt need one to sing ie posh" 2.that seaman is a handsome young man but he spends to much time looking in the mirror rather than at the ball you cant keep in goal with hair like that" 3.at last england have appointed a manager who speeks better english than the entire first team squad on sven goran erickson" 4.i only ever hit roy keane once he got up so i couldnt hit him again 5.im sure england selection committee thourght i was going run the whole dam show on not getting england job 6.dont worry about it about what to do just give the ball to john robertson and he do the rest to trevor francis 7.hey big ed just win the ball and then give it to someone who can play with it to larry lloyd 8.he was standing in front of me with his back turned with big number one on it i said eh up sunshine theirs only one number one at this club and guess what it aint you to peter shilton 9.can that wayne rooney live with the all the hype if hes as thick as i think he is then yes 10.how would have u handled eric cantona on that kung fu kick i would have chopped his balls off 11.he was the slowest man on the pitch probably all those night clubs he visits on sherringham 12 ive just lost to a team in the fa cup that sounds like a bunch of solicitors in losing to walton and hersham 13.rome wasnt built in a day unfortunetly i wasnt on that job enjoy
Another one of my fav Clough quotes...... "It doesn't mean that I advocate violence, but at the same time, I am not against using violence in self-defense. I don't call it violence when it's self-defense, I call it intelligence."
I love this quote, Bob green - "There aint no ugly wins - kinda like marriage, there aint no ugly brides and there aint no good looking ex-wives, so uhhhh we're take the win"
And these- "After the game I felt as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market" "The match was kinda like a double edged sword, bit like your mother-in law driving off a cliff in a Cadillac, you end with mixed feelings" "I hate to sound like an old coach but I am an old coach. I was coaching when the Dead Sea was only sick." "I was really pleased with him today, he was like a pogo stick on viagra" Sorry they're not Clough quotes, but Bob Green is the quote king
