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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by qprted, Nov 1, 2015.

  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    have come to find my spiritual leader,he was sadly lost looking for the doddinghurst cuckoo birds
    its me oh great one im lost in this vast island of lunacy,im the dog on the stick i have returned
    after looking for the golden fleece at griffin park how are you my man
     
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  2. factamondo

    factamondo Well-Known Member

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    factamondo Well-Known Member

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    I'm glad you are here my lord of the afvacado bathroom suite and leader of T
    arget terror troopers!
     
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    rangercol Well-Known Member

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    What the ****!!?
     
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    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    I read it too, then thought it best that I inch slowly and carefully to the door, maintaining eye contact at all times. There must be somebody we can call?
     
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    Fear not the wide eyed monster chaps...our guru has found us now!
     
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    Is he channeling someone? James Joyce in Ulysses mode perhaps.
     
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    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    Is it Obby One Knobby?...:grin:
     
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  9. factamondo

    factamondo Well-Known Member

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    The man with the dog on a stick needs no introduction!
     
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    Are these persons one and the same individual? Conversing with themselves?

    It brings back the heady days of Swords Hoopster and his alter ego Swords Hopster.
     
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  11. Uber_Hoop

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    Anybody know any Klingon?
     
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  12. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    yes i am the dog on the stick and i bring joy laughter and conjecture me and the magical facto will make you guys laugh
    your socks off
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    facto is greater than love
    better than the stars above
    the northolt stormtroopers are back in town
    we will instigate ramsey backing down
    he will say the managers jobs not for him
    hes too intellegeant to be a manager you have got to be dim
    its only words
    and words are all i have
    to lkeep my blues away
    da da da da da da da
    da da da da da da da da
    THE ABOVE TO THE SONG OF WORDS WRITTEN BY THE BEE GEES
    STOLEN BY WEST LIFE
    RE FASHIONED BY THE QUEENS PARK RANGERS NUT CRACKER SUITE
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Glad l'm on the other side of the world. Think some may have been passing around a spliff or two ...... Cannonball coming thru, cannonball ....
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    the other side of the world you got spiders that can jump a foot up in the air and put a lethal bite through somebodys leather shoe,and snakes that can kill even a millwall fan
    we have the great god of love peace and happyness the great factomondo,now thats a fact
     
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    Hooooooooow deep is your love!
     
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  17. Woodyhoopleson

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    What a load of bollocks
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    how dep is my love
    i can loom for a million clouds that fly
    ever so high
    but my dreams are always in the sky
    but a riot is needed unfortunately
    we need to rid of cris ramsey
    a battalion will be created to demonstrate on november the seventh outside the south africa road stand
    the fireworks are all on there way we are leaving the load of hay,i hope you realise this carefully planned
    cris ramsey will be guy fawkes but he wont be burned to the stake
    it wasnt his mistake
    the fat cat sits at the top of the tree
    while we getting beating willingly
    the pain to us of that bald headed bee
    he laughed at us whilst he held the ball
    whe he lives he feels safe no rangers dare to tread
    but hell never get away from qprted
    we are the rangers boys from the mighty loft we aint got no brains and no money left
    a monkey lost on a stupib bet,but factomondos minted so we ant busted yet
    and my one and only dream must be
    ]to see the back of chris ramsey
     
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    Have I entered a parallel universe?
     
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    TWGWTDT Well-Known Member

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    This is wonderful stuff. Two lovers expressing themselves using a sex tool (the internet)
     
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