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Facial Deformity Wid Ye?

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  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Can't do physical disabilities.

    ****ed a deaf bird once years ago, you wanna heard her.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Especially wearing that sexy perspex mask.

    Check out the before pic

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    I need to hear more of this <laugh>
     
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  5. LEROY FER 10

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    Christ alive Ciaran, that`s illegal<ok>
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Outside a bar in Manchester pished, she was with her mates, my brothers deaf so I can sign, talkin' for a minute and she grabbed my tadger <yikes>

    Back to the digs and she rode me silly <laugh> Ya wanna heard the yelps of her though, it was like ****ing a dolphin <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>brilliant.
     
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  10. stopmeandslapme

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    Seen a porn vid of a deaf girl with an old man but her noises were more "mmmwwweeerrrr, mmmuuurrrwwwuuurrr". One of my favourites.
     
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  11. Sweats

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    I would <ok>
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    :cheesy:
     
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  13. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    Her make up team do a hell of a job I can tell you that for nothing. I've seen her wandering round my home town with her Mum quite a few times and you can see the scarring from a mile away. Still bloody amazing considering she had acid chucked in her face, but its a no from me.
     
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  14. GroveRanger

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    That would be an Aye from me.

    Firstly I would be all "Darling, I love you for your wonderful personality and joyous spirit, your disfigurement only adds to how beautiful you are"

    Followed swiftly by "Darling, I love your wonderful personality, you have such a fantastic set of tits on you too. I love your joyous spirit and that acid attack certainly didn't affect your bald clam"

    In turn "Wow, that surgery has done wonders for you, I've hung about long enough to make it look like I am not a complete c**t for dumping you now"


    ACIIIIIIIIIIIIID, ACIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!! :smile:
     
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  15. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Pity she couldn't <laugh>
     
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