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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Magic Laudrup 11, Dec 12, 2011.

  1. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Hitting a brick wall. Somehow managed to snare an 8/10 on Saturday but don't know her name or anything. All I know is where she works, the area she lives in and her age (20). Wanted to find her on facebook to see holiday photos but it's ****ing impossible.

    I could hang around her workplace, but it's a nursery so it might look a bit suspiscious.

    Any ideas on what I can do?

    :bandit:
     
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  2. Glesgabhoy67

    Glesgabhoy67 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    If she's smart she has probably got a private profile so you won't be able to find her.

    She know's about predators like you being out there <ok>
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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  4. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    When you do a search theres usually a bit you can fill in about where they work and where they live etc. so you could try filling in those two and see if you recognise her in the results that come up. Although she will have needed to fill in that information so if not you're ****ed <stalkerextraordinaire>
     
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  5. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    sounds a bit fishy to me
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    :bandit:

    Lurky Lurky
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You "pulled" a burd but don't have her phone number. Jog on. <laugh>
     
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  8. OSP

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    Google would probably yield better results than facebook itself mate.
     
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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Send Huth around just pretend hes a private investigator, won't need to pay him either I'm sure he'll get his "jollys" worth.
     
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  10. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    That **** sounds like a right ****ing beast, **** knows how he's no in the pokey yet
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Give up on it ML11.

    A burd that you "snared" yet managed to get away without her name or phone number was not "snared". She was being polite to you until she could get away. <laugh>
     
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  12. Fabulous Fabio

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    <laugh>

    Harsh but starting to sound likely
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    ...and this rating of 8/10?

    Was said rating conducted whilst mocket?

    I think we can downgrade it to a 6 in the cold light of day.
     
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  14. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    A 6 is being generous, after my weekend I can confirm that even 3's and 4's start to look like 8's and 9's when under the influence of the demon drink
     
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  15. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Had my 1 hour of billable work just after i posted this so couldnt get on to defend myself.

    In the queue i gave her pal my jacket and the bird said i "was cute". Inside she bought me a drink and dragged me away from my pals. My amazing dancing done the trick and her tongue was instantly down my throat. Seen her later on and gave her another 'taste'. Cant remember her name and didnt take her number as I live with my bird. All i remember is where she works and that she is 20.

    As for 8/10, I have a photo of me and her. Surprised nobody demanded pictures of her <rocket>
     
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  16. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    I am on my way up the M6 as i type <ok>

    PS Laudrup, what will she look like in 10 years time? :bandit:
     
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  17. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Are you a Whole Lot of Holt ?
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Get it posted or it didn't happen. Them's the rules.
     
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  19. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Cant post it just now. Im on my way home so using my phone. Unfortunately not any photos of her in the scud.
     
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Spoofer <whistle>
     
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