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Fabregas = ****

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Kwik, Feb 2, 2011.

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  1. MrWright!

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    Wouldn't that just be, guinness soaked kebab?
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

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    No, I've got a special blender specifically made to produce black smoothies
     
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    Less of this smoothie talk anyway. Us Northerners don't drink smoothies, they're for queers <ok>
     
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    You don't even need the 10 pints of Guinness if you go to a kebab place by me. So foul. Just turns your whole insides black and rotten. Nice though.
     
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    That's a lie, i've seen smoothies being drunk in liverpooooooool, and manchester

    I prefer a smoothie made out of bricks and petrol.
     
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    They were being drunk by southern queers on sex holidays
     
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  7. Wan Kin Tu

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    Just came back from a sex holiday and we had loads of smoothies.

    Regards

    Mr Nice
    Sore
     
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  8. MrWright!

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    I dunno, the lads we wearing United tops, whilst talking with a manc accent and saying ayy matee innit good bein from manchestaaaaa like we are innit kiidd
     
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    Smoothies? Did they charm their way into your pants with their smooth ways?
     
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    You just couldn't hear them properly because your ears were full of spunk. From being ear-****ed of course
     
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    Aaah ofcourse, but what about them wearing manchester united tops that said "we're from manchester" with the number 11 underneath?
     
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    You ever considered Stand Up?
     
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    I stand up every time I walk. I don't waste time considering it, I just get on with it <ok>
     
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    You couldn't see properly, your eyes were too sore from all the cumshots
     
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    What about the proof written in Braille that was given to me? showing they were mancs?
     
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    For a Jap's eye your quite witty, odd for a Manc.
     
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    The old 'proof written in Braille' ruse eh? Oldest trick in the book. You've been done up like a right kipper, me ol' sparrow.

    Why thank you. Maybe it's because I'm actually a Salforder? Our side of the River Irwell is traditionally funnier.
     
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    Aww lad you takin the ****in piss like? ****in 'ell laa i feel like ' ****in mug
     
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    I'm not a scouser for ****s sake!
     
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    You scouser, you!
     
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