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Fabio Facts

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  1. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Fabio has sex with every female in the world once a month. They bleed for a week after.
     
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    Manobear, Feb 26, 2013
  2. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Fabio wins and loses at the same time
     
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  3. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Fabio invented every color in the color spectrum. Except pink. Luis Saurez invented pink.
     
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  4. Giggsy_legend

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    Fabio can telepathically control Rafael whenever he wishes
     
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  5. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Fabio's hair transforms into string like werthers original when you levitate pictures of Noel Edmunds over a pair of rafaels boots.
     
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  6. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    That explains a lot, i knew the bitch was cheating on me :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  7. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Fabio can take a 4 hour nap in a sauna and not sweat.
     
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  8. Giggsy_legend

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    Fabio lost his virginity at the age of 7 in a threesome to paris hilton and jodie marsh, the filthy bastard
     
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  9. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    God said "Let there be light!"

    Fabio said "Say please."
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    In case you weren't aware, Matth is banned. Therefore, what the **** is this useless thread all about? You lot aren't renowned for humour, unlike us, so ****ing forget it <ok>
     
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  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Can seamlessly mix breakbeat and D&B on three decks without so much as a blink of the eye or a hair out of place.
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    WHAT? <yikes>
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Exactly.
     
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  14. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Fabio is Matth
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Wrong. Matth is Fabio.
     
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  16. Sir Tennisball

    Sir Tennisball Well-Known Member

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    Fabio was controlling Rafael via a playstation controller from the stands in the QPR game when he scored that wonder goal.
     
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  17. One of the lads

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    Fabio inspired Joe Dolce's Shaddap You Face.
     
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  18. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    False, Mathh is the third twin, Mathhonardo.
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Fabio can beat Chuck Norris in a fight
     
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  20. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    Fabio has dinner, not supper and most definitely not tea.
     
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