**** his extra chins **** his fat lardy arse **** his ****hole of a shop **** the oversized mug the **** sends to punters without permission **** the clubshop **** his interviews with his rimmer Craigy **** sky and their ignorance to their role as Ashley’s puppet **** Justin Barnes **** Keith Bishop **** plastic beer bottles **** overpriced shirts **** Lonsdale **** Firetrap **** Kangol **** Lee Charnley **** ‘every penny’ **** his fake support for Rafa **** his fake attempt to sell **** SD ‘70% off sales’ **** his disgusting ad hoardings **** the stench of poverty which pervades his cesspit stores **** him
He still won't go until we drop two leagues like Sunderland . Its the only way he'll go.. The thick **** thinks we can go down and win promotion every time .
Honestly feel numb like. Never ever thought this way about a season to start. Honestly think this is the season it ends for me! ****ing ****er needs to go like. He’s a ****ing parasite!
Players refused to participate in post match interviews tonight and are obviously frustrated, Rafa is frustrated and the fans are frustrated... everybody at the club are frustrated apart from one man, Mike Ashley is the only one connected to the club who is happy right now.
i cant fathom how this is an acceptable business model to him, especially when it costs millions of his precious pounds.
You're the same as me, you'll never give up on your club, and the fat twat knows it. There's nothing we can do other than ride the storm. Even if 20k refuse to buy season tickets, he won't give a toss. He's happy with the sky money and the vile advertising.
Your wumming is becoming increasingly low grade ................................. come on Pouchy, you can do better than this!!
The players aren't talking to the media over bonus structures not being agreed upon. Again, I've not seen this issue at other clubs, yet this happened last season with us aswell. Honestly, what the **** does Mike do, only pause the year-long game of Monopoly he plays with himself to reject players or OK buying failing businesses?
Yep, getting increasingly worried now. Whilst I don't think the team is in dire shape, there is definitely a need for a number of improvements. If we don't go into the season with a new number 9 and some cover at lb/rb/cb, I wouldn't be surprised to see us in serious trouble come January. I can understand the politics regarding the strikers (i.e we have a few - albeit low quality- and would need one off the wage bill), however there's absolutely no excuse for defensive cover - I think even A-level Economics students would argue that the benefits of doing this (bringing in 2/3 low cost options) outweighs the risks (Dummet/Yedlin/ Lascelles getting injured)...
The thing is the online vitriol and anger is pointless. In fact, offline vitriol and anger is also pointless - Mike really doesn't care. There's some game afoot. Whether it's just spite, or whether there's some other plan, nobody will ever know. We've never known anything about Ashley aside from one cast iron guarantee - the man is a liar. So even if he were to speak to the media, or the man in the street, we will still be none the wiser. Ultimately we absolutely, clearly, beyond doubt need rid of him. He has no intention of replacing his two lieutenants who in turn are a massive detriment to the club through their spineless and shameless carrying out of orders. Charnley is utterly useless, and is having his puppet strings pulled by Justin Barnes; a considerably worse and seemingly less-intelligent version of Derek Llambias. The money situation is unfathomable. Nobody seems able to give an answer as to why Ashley WANTED structured payments for Mitrovic, but categorically refuses to allow Rafa to spend on the same principal. The only feasible answer is Ashley does not want to allow Rafa to spend (Occam's razor and all that), hence the comments about "spending every penny" then doing everything in his power to ensure "every penny" is a minus figure. It seems clear that Ashley has Charnley/Barnes in place because no independent individual would ever allow this to carry on. I imagine there's backhanders galore - is Charnley really doing this for just £150k a year (and allegedly waiving his own bonuses)? Doubtful. Why is Justin Barnes even here? He doesn't speak, but since his arrival we have been increasingly 'frugal', yet no closer to being sold. The only hope we can have is that a sale is possible. I don't know the ins and outs - I've used my own business to try to get an answer from Bishop, but to no avail. Where's the "fake sheikh" media when you need them!
I think our hopes of getting rid of Ashley depend on him either getting bored of it all and selling up or croaking it.
I've spent alot of my free time recently emailing his stores and buisness addresses with rubbish. My latest example to Sports Direct CS team today: Ashley Out because he's a bit of a ****... I'm sure you agree, you probably hate him as much as we do. Anyway if you could forward this on to his personal secretary it would be much appreciated. Kind Regards (and no I don't want an oversized mug thank you)
I sent a top back which cost me £15 quid but I said I wanted £25 quid back because it had gone up in value. I also gave him the option of instalments if he wanted to ensure I couldn’t afford to buy another top...... Just saying!
