Every Schoolboys Dream

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/revealed-teacher-eppie-sprung-dawson-2266094

Wid ye?

 

She is serving a community order and undergoing counselling after telling the town’s court she was attacked by an older man at 13.

Aye right you are dearie, caught plain and simple but something dreadful happened to you 14 years ago which you have suddenly remembered conveniently.

Sayin that, yes I'd pork her.

 

I was more concerned about this:-

He's well wanting his end away again.

 

The basis for any good, long-term relationship.

I give it three months.

 

Ah wid

His mum Sheree said: “He rang Eppie to pick him up. We don’t know what she’s after.”

His cock ya dumb cow.

 

there's a **** that taught maths at my old school who shagged 2 pupils aged 16 (I think)

he was jailed for his efforts and now he's back working in my old school

(the shagging took place at another school mind you)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-15864514

 

nagh she's a minger.

 

Can someone tell me what constitutes as being half naked?

Is that bra on but there's a flash of the vag?

 

Another Muir.

You'd be tempted though

 

I reckon she will have probably been naked from the waist up jiggling her boobies in the boy's coupon.

That's my guess, anyway.

 

Looks a bit chunkier here, but I still say it'd make a nice wee cumbucket

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have you no standards? lol

 

In a word, no.

 

Any kudos the boy got for shacking up with a 27-year-old was lost with this statement:

In answer to the question, it's a 'wid' from me. Not the prettiest, but looks a comfortable ride. Plus points for the mental instability.

 

I think it has been well documented on this site that none of us have any standards.

I'm sure it's a requirement now when signing up to the site.

 

Did she throw a fit?

 

Sounds like a name you'd give a seizure-prone Nigerian, doesn't it